Brian falls in love with an older woman, and he takes flak from the rest of the Griffins for it. Meanwhile, Peter goes on a kicking kick (he kicks just about everyone he meets) after watching the movie "Road House."
Homer gets the lead in a movie about a superhero who can take on the powers of every superhero in any comic book he touches. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the studio hires a celebrity fitness trainer.
Ari's curiosity is piqued when Terrance (Malcolm McDowell), his onetime mentor and current nemesis, drops by unannounced to talk business. Meanwhile, Drama's nervous about an audition for "Melrose 2009," Turtle sees Jamie-Lynn off at the airport, and Eric seeks medical advice after a tip from Drama.